To Self Compost or Not to Self Compost?

Yet another composting question, prompted by a friend's sharing a link to a new technique being researched to provide an alternative to burials and cremations.

It is "recomposition" or "human composting" as described by NBC.

Screenshot of the image from the linked NBC article.

This, or, rather, alternative burial methods, have been under consideration for a while.  There is a cemetery somewhere in Kentucky or in Appalachia that accepts only unembalmed corpses so that the soil microbes can just come and do their thing, without caskets and chemicals to get in the way.  [Edited: There’s one in Newfield, New York!; Further edited: And more sites!]  It seems the gentler way to depart the earth.  And if not this, then cremation, which apparently consumes quite a bit of energy.

Back in high school there was a Vanity Fair article that described a novel practice of disposing of the departed: in a monastery in Tibet, there is a monk whose job it is to chop up the bodies of deceased fellow monks in the open courtyard of the monastery so that the vultures can descend and have their meal.  The vultures know, so they come quickly.  It was at once a grisly description, but resonating in how true the practice is to Buddhist philosophy.

That particular method of departing the earth would not be especially feasible or green, at least from New York City - flying a body over to Tibet leaves a definite carbon footprint.  But finding a gentler way of departing seems a good aspiration.  The loved ones already know of this aspiration, and here is the public statement of wishes 😊

To Vermicompost or Not to Vermicompost?

That is the question - triggered by a Facebook feed sponsored post for the Urban Worm Bag.  And then the rabbit hole opened up and off down into it went this urban terrace jungle girl.  YouTube review videos are a black hole.

Screenshot of the product from the Urban Worm Company site.

Seems it produces fast, or relatively fast, compost.  Not sure about tending to all those little worms.  One summer the vermicomposting happened accidentally - there happened to be worms when the bin was opened for the usual stirring, they appeared inexplicably.  Maybe they came with soil from plants transplanted from the Mother Garden.  But those wormies - they seem awfully high maintenance.  And what to do with them in winter?  Seems a lot of people keep their bins inside, which is not feasible in a New York City apartment.

The answer keeps coming back to "no."